Blondes (Have More Fun)

Is it matter of opinion
Or just a contridiction
But from where I come from
All the blondes have more fun
Well just watch them sisters
On a Saturday night
Peroxide Causin' all the fuss
Oh yeah, oh yeah
I took a rose in Texas
She give me plenty of practice
But I couldn't touch the surface
Cause of a recent face lift
She had no idea of what love's about
'Cept the one a clock call
On the casting couch, oh yeah, oh yeah
Searchin' round new york
It's on the cover of new Vogue
I ain't supposed to be available
So completely untouchable
I got a limousine and body guard
And chaperone
But god knows what
I just need to vote, oh yeah, yeah
You can keep your black and your redheads
You can keep your brunettes too
I want a girl that's semi-tarzan
Give me a blonde that's 6 feet 2
Boy and that ain't all
Dig this one
I had a crush on Bardot
Fell in love with...
Read about it in the nationals
All the juicy little scandals
But I never saw 'em dancin'
At the County Hall
With the short fat guys
Woman truely balled, oh no, no, no, no
Dig this
You can keep your black and your redheads
You can keep your brunettes too
Don't want a subservient woman
Give me a blonde that's 6 feet 2
Boy and that ain't all, oh yeah