I'm a Little Christmas Cracker

I'm a little Christmas cracker
Hangin' on a Christmas tree
Just a little Christmas cracker
A-bang-a-bang-a-bang-a-that's me
A-bang-a-bang-a-bang-a-that's me

If you pull me right in half
I give you things to make you laugh
Paper hats and good advice
Pretty little toys and everything that's nice

I'm a little Christmas cracker
Hangin' on a Christmas tree
Just a little Christmas cracker
(Ah-ah-ah-bang-a-bang-a-bang) that's me
(Ah-ah-ah-bang-a-bang-a-bang) that's me

A message to my sister, anne
She's gonna meet a tall, dark, handsome man
Napoleon's hat for poor, little, henpecked dad
He's having the grandest night that he's ever had

A tiny little trumpet for baby joe
He'll be so happy then, when he starts to blow
A lot of bright balloons make a lot of fun
And then the party's really begun

(She's a little Christmas cracker) bang-a-bang
(Hangin' on a Christmas tree) that's me
(Just a little Christmas cracker)
A-bang-a-bang-a-bang-a-bang-a-bang-a-bang-a
That's me
A-bang-a-bang-a-bang-a-bang-a-bang-a-bang)
That's me

If you pull me right in half
I give you things to make you laugh
Paper hats and good advice
Pretty little toys and everything (that's nice)

I'm a little Christmas cracker
Hangin' on a Christmas tree
Just a little Christmas cracker
A-bang-a-bang-a-bang-a-bang-a-bang-a-bang
That's me
A-bang-a-bang-a-bang-a-bang-a-bang-a-bang-a
That's me

A-bang-a-bang-a-bang-a-bang-a-bang-a-bang-a-bang
A-bang-a-bang-a-bang-a-bang-a-bang-a-bang-a-bang
That's me (ooh-aah)

That's me!