Throttle Bottom

I got a chip on my shoulder the size of a car
My personality sucks like a drain
An ego that shines like a bright burning star
A cock so heavy that it hangs like a chain!
I like to rock baby kick it all night
In my cave just hangin' low
But when I'ts time for dinner I'm always on time
And when I find myself you'll be the first to know!

I'm gonna throttle High
I'm gonna throttle Down
I'm gonna stick it where it don't belong
I'm gonna Throttle Bottom!
Wow!

I Like dig the taste of the as it cracks
You beat me like a rented mule
Sweet bloody kisses smackin' my back
So forget the dirty past
Because I Rule
Like that punl in Copacabana
Like a kid born in Havana
I'll make a raft and drift out to sea
And get the best tan that you've ever seen